Occupato!

A collegue and I decided to play a practical joke on a partner in our firm (we'll call him Backed Up Bob) who always preferred to use the larger, more private handicapped stall to do his business. So, early one morning before the office opened, we set up a dummy in the handicapped stall, thinking that after BUB made his usual morning visit, that he or someone else would immediately figure it out (after all, this was a 25 person male dominated firm) and we would all enjoy a good laugh. Another employee who also favored the "Taj MyStall" had come to the realization that every time he had visited the bathroom that day that the same person always seemed to be there. This employee quickly became concerned that a particular older worker in the office probably had passed out (or worse), but after checking, found him diligently working at his desk. At 3:30 in the afternoon, we heard a distant commotion.The now concerned but frightened employee concluded that the occupant of the Taj MyStall must be a prowler that was hiding out waiting for the office to close. BUB was quickly briefed of the situation and without hesitation, armed only with his manhood, a pair of sissors and a few curious employees in tow, stormed the bathroom and demanded that the prowler come out immediately. When there was no response, the concerned, but frightened employee looked over the locked stall door and after 8 hours, finally discovered the truth.